Ann. The. Pro.

//Thursday, February 28, 2008//12:14 PM

I can never ever win her. She's the ultimate pro. She's always right, no matter how many facts I provide to her, her thinking pwns all.

The moment she sees me using my laptop, the standard line comes in :
"Whole day only know how to play"
She didn't have the chance to continue because I asked her, "You need somewhere to rant right?"

And there's more.

I'm the one getting the results back, I'm the one who knows what I got back. I'm the one who knows that there isn't any any any O level Cert returned that day.
But no, she claims that there is, just because my cousin from another school has one piece of paper written 'O level Certificate' on it.
She said so firmly that I have that same exact piece.
The reason she wanted my O level Cert - trying to appeal to get some few hundred bucks from whichever association.

And she says "Your things you need it and you misplace them, everytime like that."
So true, I need the cert for um, wiping my butt after doing business in toilet. Ya I think thats why I need it. She doesn't need it, she finding the Cert all because of my carelessness, because I need it.

She insists that she's right, she asked me to check with a friend. I did exactly what she said, it turned out that she's wrong.
No, she's not satisfied, she can never be wrong. 'Ask another friend', she said. Again she's proven wrong.

But ain't she always right ? So I'm said to be lying. I'm said to be forgetful and misplacing my things and I never pay attention to stuff that were given out that day.
Ya sure, there IS this O level Certificate just like my cousin, sure there is ! Just that I'm too forgetful and inattentive and I lost it and I didn't dare to tell her it was my fault. I'm wrong, I'm always wrong.

With confidence, she said 'If I find that Cert, I'm going to ban you from the computer for 3 months!'
I asked her, "Ya right, and what happens if you don't find it ? I play the computer straight 3 months?"
The standard 'Give Attitude' scoldings come in again.
I let the matter rest, and continued on my laptop.

Here she comes again, 'You better find the Cert if not'
I had enough and raised my voice.
"THERE IS NO O LEVEL CERT! How many times must I tell you ?!"

Boom ! It becomes my fault again for showing her attitude. Wow-ness.
Then the rantings and scoldings start like no one's business.

"You dare, you talk to me in that tone again."
"Now showing me attitude is it?"
" You don't show disrespect to me by shouting at me I tell you."

Know how much I wished I can just run out at that point of time ? So many times I just lack the guts to do so.

I have no idea how not to lose. She pwns me with her correct and never-wrong thinking everytime. She's right, always right. No one can say she's wrong if not you are considered showing her attitude. Great!

She's the epic winner. Lets clap for her.

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